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Friday, March 5, 2010
Quote of the Damn Day: Wanda Sykes
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I would arm-wrestle you to be Wanda Sykes' girlfriend if she wasn't already married.
Isn't killing people a job REQUIREMENT for at least some people working for the government?
Guess I'd have to become a Sebastian Bach fan.
It's funny because it's true and sad because it's true.
I love Ms. Wanda Sykes. Love you too, SB.
Sheria,
And I love you back. You're one of my best friends I've never met. YET.
Wanda Sykes cracks my ass up! And so do you.
And if you would like to see a picture of my pretty mug, there is one on my page.
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