The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Just wait until you see my nins. Yes. I said "nins." Short for "ninnies." Which is what we called nursey titties. Get the picture? Sorry. It's the truth. Will you still love me?
They are divining nipples-they find the nearest source of water, which in the city happens to be in underground pipes-if there were rainclouds she's be poking her own eyes out in the picture with her nips..
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Looks like she is scarfing down the soda too. Not good for those thighs.
Is too natural.
Just wait until you see my nins. Yes. I said "nins." Short for "ninnies." Which is what we called nursey titties.
Get the picture?
Sorry. It's the truth. Will you still love me?
They are divining nipples-they find the nearest source of water, which in the city happens to be in underground pipes-if there were rainclouds she's be poking her own eyes out in the picture with her nips..
Well if we ever want to know where China is we can just let her nipples be the guide!
I think there may be a nipple ring involved here???
Syd,
Good observation. Bitch SHOULD lay off the soda. Indeed.
Mr. M.,
That was fucking funny.
Lori,
YES!
Cousin Sheila,
There are no flies on you, cuz.
Love you boatloads!
SB
Give Britney a break SB, she has had 2 kids.... some of us cant boast of perky tits anymore....even without babies.
Mamuje,
Okay, okay. I hear you.
Love,
SB
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