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Friday, March 19, 2010
Serious Shit SB Says
I look at life like this big waiting room, where if you're lucky, you'll meet some nice people to pass the time with before you shuffle off this mortal coil.
I hate waiting rooms. Put me in a garden any day and I don't mind time passing. I want adventure, even the little adventures in my backyard. And along the way I'll meet other adventurers.
Hope your weekend was good and so is the coming week, SB.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Speak for yourself, sis, I ain't waiting for shit.
Well, maybe for 5 o'clock.
Go drink some more. I think you lost your buzz which makes me sad.
Ame, my friend, amen.
A waiting room that serves alcohol.
You couldn't be more accurate on this one. Loving your sarcastic side.
Very true! I have found some nice people.
I hate waiting rooms. Put me in a garden any day and I don't mind time passing. I want adventure, even the little adventures in my backyard. And along the way I'll meet other adventurers.
Hope your weekend was good and so is the coming week, SB.
Mamuje,
Welcome! Thanks for reading my crap and commenting.
My sarcastic side is the only side I've got, babe. Multi-faceted, I'm not.
Best,
SB
Kathleen,
Back at you, love. Have a great week.
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