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Friday, March 19, 2010
Shit SB Says to a Friend
I'm the only asshole you know who goes to an authentic Mexican restaurant and orders a Bloody Mary.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Hey. Margaritas can be too sweet. Bloody Marys are divine.
Yeah, I'm not big for sweet anything anymore. Gags me.
MMMMM, Bloody mary. I wish I could go home and make myself one this very minute! Damn job.
Dish,
Work gets in the way of our drinking. How dare it????
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