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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Irate Shit SB Says
They are calling for possible snow overnight tonight, here in Buttfuck, Ohio. I'd like to kill a weather bitch about now.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
The end must be in sight on your project, SB, you're returning to happy-caustic form. Yea! Hope the day turns out better than predicted.
The project is finito, Kathleen. Thank the Lord Jesus.
Love,
SB
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