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Friday, March 26, 2010
Jesus, I Miss the 80s
SB had BIG HAIR like the red-shorts-wearing motherfucker.
hey.. you can do what you want in the 21st Century.. especially here in nyc.. no one bats an eye.. no matter what people do to their hair or the clothes they wear..
I saw a mohawk on a baby the other day.. lol.
And teens are wearing their pants so low down .. they have trouble walking.. lol.
I WILL BE NOW WEARING DOLPHIN SHORTS AND HALF SHIRTS BECAUSE IM SEXY! SEE THE 80S IS NOT GONE...BECAUSE SEXY IS NOT GONE...AND IF ITS SEXY...ITS FOREVER!
I had the big hair also. I remember buying the Aqua Net hairspray in case there was a hurricane. The wind could blow 200 miles an hour, but by golly, my hair didn't move! Those were the days.
Back in the '80s a camera was a camera. You had time to stand still and suck in your cheeks and pout your glossed-up lips and fluff the Big Hair and hold in your tum and get that unfocused look in your eyes and hum some Olivia Newton-John and press your untaut thighs together and perk up your nipples.
Now anyone can run up with a cell phone and take a candid shot of you crawling out of the front door with Unbig Hair and crocs.
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13 comments:
Ahhhh - yes - girls were girls and men were too!
Jeannie,
You slay me.
hey.. you can do what you want in the 21st Century.. especially here in nyc.. no one bats an eye.. no matter what people do to their hair or the clothes they wear..
I saw a mohawk on a baby the other day.. lol.
And teens are wearing their pants so low down .. they have trouble walking.. lol.
Live and Let live.
Ms. Hen,
Sometimes, I really miss NYC.
I WILL BE NOW WEARING DOLPHIN SHORTS AND HALF SHIRTS BECAUSE IM SEXY! SEE THE 80S IS NOT GONE...BECAUSE SEXY IS NOT GONE...AND IF ITS SEXY...ITS FOREVER!
**PUTS ON SKIMPY SHORTS AND HALF SHIRT**
JAAAAAAAAALOUS?
i remember short shorts, random business ringer t-shirts and knee socks with a comb tucked in one of them and pf flyers.
xxalainaxx
I had the big hair also. I remember buying the Aqua Net hairspray in case there was a hurricane. The wind could blow 200 miles an hour, but by golly, my hair didn't move! Those were the days.
PF,
That was funny.
Love you!
Dovie,
You are my fashion idol, babe. You crack me up.
Love you!
Miss A.,
You remember them, but did you wear them? Fess up.
That is funny. At least junior has decent hair.
Back in the '80s a camera was a camera. You had time to stand still and suck in your cheeks and pout your glossed-up lips and fluff the Big Hair and hold in your tum and get that unfocused look in your eyes and hum some Olivia Newton-John and press your untaut thighs together and perk up your nipples.
Now anyone can run up with a cell phone and take a candid shot of you crawling out of the front door with Unbig Hair and crocs.
Bring back the '80s.
Two snaps for Mary LA! BRING THE
80s back. Yes indeedy.
Love you, Mar.
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