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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Two Disgusting Whores
There are few people I despise more than these two fucktwats. I think they totally deserve each other.
Wow, she looks really crappy in that picture. I was just watching the news the other night and they were shoving those "sexy" pics of hers down our throats. And I was thinking she looked so young and pretty in those shots, I'm glad you were able to correct my vision so quickly. She must have used some major photoshop action for that shit. They probably are meant to be together, I hope they're happy, nothing like political scandal to bring out the love in a relationship.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Yes. A couple made in heaven.
Oh, SB...
I've missed you
Love Michelle
ps-who's the chick? is that the babymama?
Edwards is a heel. Is that Camilla? I don't know enough about the Royals to speculate but the tabloids seem to have a field day.
Michelle Ma Belle,
Yep, that is the baby mama. That poor baby.
Syd,
Ho does look sort of like Camilla. Horsey-faced and shit. Nope, that's Edwards's baby mama.
Dish,
Me 2.
North West London Girl,
VILE is right, toots. Perfect word!
Love,
SB
I have no clue who these people are or what they have done to incur your wrath but, because I love you, I concur completely.
Yes, the poor baby indeed.
Heavy sigh.
Wow, she looks really crappy in that picture. I was just watching the news the other night and they were shoving those "sexy" pics of hers down our throats. And I was thinking she looked so young and pretty in those shots, I'm glad you were able to correct my vision so quickly. She must have used some major photoshop action for that shit. They probably are meant to be together, I hope they're happy, nothing like political scandal to bring out the love in a relationship.
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