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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Shit SB Says
American politics is confusing as shit. They make it that way on purpose. They like to keep the masses confused.
Dumbing down America is high on the priority list of many a politician and government...keep them occupied while we do whatever we want...and take their money to pay for it too! Gee, do I sound bitter?
Last election I voted for Christopher Walken and I will continue to do so until he is elected, or I die. Whichever comes first. My money is on the latter.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
And it's not that hard to keep the masses confused.
Yes, but we are close to getting a vote on health care. And I have a feeling it may pass!
Dumbing down America is high on the priority list of many a politician and government...keep them occupied while we do whatever we want...and take their money to pay for it too! Gee, do I sound bitter?
Love, Jenn
Ms. Moon,
No, it sure as hell is not.
Syd,
My positive brother, I hope you are right. I just don't have that much faith in my countrymen anymore. Bush was elected twice, man.
Jenn,
I'm bitter along with you, babe.
Love to all,
SB
Last election I voted for Christopher Walken and I will continue to do so until he is elected, or I die. Whichever comes first. My money is on the latter.
Adam,
Your comment made me laugh. You crack me up, and I am ALL FOR a Christopher Walken presidency. COOL.
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