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Friday, March 26, 2010
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Thanks for the tip. I am always interested in foreign cusswords. You never know when you'll need to curse a bitch out who doesn't speak your language.
I've got this German client - for some reason I decided to tell him which room to go to in German because I can count to ten (a classmate in grade 2 taught me) and he was all pleased and asked what else I knew. I laughed and said Ach du lieber Augustine (because it was a song we learned probably in gr 2) and he went all shocked and told me to be careful with that etc. I told him he'd have to teach me a bunch more swear words but he's unfortunately a gentleman.
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I've got this German client - for some reason I decided to tell him which room to go to in German because I can count to ten (a classmate in grade 2 taught me) and he was all pleased and asked what else I knew. I laughed and said Ach du lieber Augustine (because it was a song we learned probably in gr 2) and he went all shocked and told me to be careful with that etc. I told him he'd have to teach me a bunch more swear words but he's unfortunately a gentleman.
Jeannie,
Damn, the gentleman are always ruining it for those of us eager to learn profanity in a foreign tongue. Laugh.
Have a great weekend.
SB
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