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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
17 comments:
Well, ...I'm speechless...heh
I wish I was sightless.
SB, I have asked you before not to put up my prom pictures without my permission!
So I don't wear underwear to school functions, what of it?
OMG can you imagine the conversation prior to leaving the house "Does my bum look big in this?"
Lying bastard should tell her the truth xx Very funny LOL
Apologies, Beth! Laugh.
Ruth,
GOOD ONE.
Ugh. I can't imagine.
Lordy! Hell, I wouldn't wear that rag to bed.
It was probably her prom dress when she was 16. Told her sweetie there she still fit into it - and just cut it up the side and down the front to get into it.
It's, well, it's...
Okay. I have no words.
Ditto what Wildernesschic said!!!!
Jeannie,
That was spot on, toots. An old prom dress. Yep.
Love you.
Is that even legal? If it is, it shouldn't be!
I'm thinking this must be a bridesmaid dress. Why else would someone wear it out in public?
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That happens to me in bad dreams. Sudden unbecoming nudity in a public place with the wrong man. All hips and droop.
Who does she think she is? Coco?
C'mon! Fess up! You just put that pic up to get the horny German overexcited and die of a stroke (so to speak) or something like that...
White Rabbit,
As usual, you have my number. You got me.
Love,
SB
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