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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Today's Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Dad has led a blessed life indeed.
Fucker's smart.
Cool job! I want it.
Now that gave me a good gut laugh. I need to have the dad call me everyday to keep my thoughts in perspective.
Thanks for the sweet comment SB. I'm feeling better; just more annoyed than anything at this point. Hugs to you. :)
Melly Mel,
Glad you are feeling better. I've been thinking of you.
Sending love,
SB
Eeewe.
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