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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
22 comments:
Steph,
I love you. That made me laugh.
She has balls. Not that you can see them, but I feel certain they are there.
I thought it was bad when dolphins were getting caught in fishing nets, now this...where is PETA?!?
my stomach looks just like that, i just know enough not to wear a net around it.
Sexy! There's hope for me yet!
exactly what educational purpose does this serve????
on the other hand i suddenly feel a whole lot better after seeing this. how curious!
xxalainaxx
xxalainaxx
' my milkshake clears all the boys from the yard. . . '
xxalainaxx
wow
Steph's comment made me giggle
LOVE Dlitsed!
I'm here homie! I'm posting a new blog right now!
Bethany,
IT DOES NOT.
Miss A.,
The milkshake comment rocks!
SKILLZ,
SB HAS MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is scary alright. The pasties add a nice touch as does the embedded thong.
Lori,
To be honest, I'm not even sure it's a she.
Jesus. Shudder.
Could I have a gynaecologiocal opinion on whether this person is (a) female (b) pregnant (c) just fat or (d) all of these.
Latex gloves are available at reception. Thank you for your co-operation.
*cheesy smile*
'Now cough please' :D
White Rabbit,
I had some of the same concerns. Great minds and all that shit.
Have a great weekend.
Love,
SB
You found my picture. I'd been hiding that shit. Thanks for outing me. Shit! :)
DOES TOO.
stunning fashion sense.
Kat,
Yeah right, Ms. Pretty rock singer girl. As if.
Laugh.
DAmn, thats a woman in charge of her sexuality...despite the fact that it left her years ago
Verity Mae,
Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard. Clearly, you fit in here. Please come back often. We are a dysfunctional, but very loving, family.
Laugh.
Best,
SB
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