I could eat better and give up the McDonald's, but instead, I'm taking stomach enzymes so they will help digest the garbage I dump in my body.
I'm an American. A pill will fix whatever's wrong.
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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*Is clapping hands loudly in agreement...xxoo
I know, huh. Thank god for modern medicine.
Hey! Hello!
Owen is keeping me busy today. But I wanted to stop in say hello and howdy and I love you.
So there you go.
Take your pills!
I don't think there is a pill that cures McDonald's.
Love you
Ms. Moon,
Hello back. I miss you when you are not around.
I am taking my pills, and I love you!
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