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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Evidently the Illusive Wolverine Likes to Do Fucky Times with Trees
I like to use my blog as a teaching tool sometimes, motherfuckers. You're welcome.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Isn't he afraid of splinters?
Dish,
Good point. Guess not.
Love you.
even splinters are afraid of wolverines!
xxalainaxx
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