Personally, I think I'd rather receive one of those overly-religiousy, celebrate-the-birth-of-Jesus-y cards than this shit. It's disturbing, frankly. Is it too damn much to ask motherfuckers to have a little taste when sending X-mas cards? I don't want to see your damn stretch-marky pregnant belly. GROSS.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Frankly, I'd Rather Get a Jesus-y Card
Personally, I think I'd rather receive one of those overly-religiousy, celebrate-the-birth-of-Jesus-y cards than this shit. It's disturbing, frankly. Is it too damn much to ask motherfuckers to have a little taste when sending X-mas cards? I don't want to see your damn stretch-marky pregnant belly. GROSS.
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Now you know me- I sort of love this. Not sure about its appropriateness as a Christmas card but I still sort of love it.
Of course I thought of you when I posted that shit. I almost typed: Ms. Moon will be MAD at me.
Laugh.
How do you know she's pregnant? Could just be a great big fat beer belly...
Fact.
White Rabbit- I am a professional. She is pregnant.
And Ms. Bastard- I could never be mad at you. Ever.
Yeah, I have to agree. Aside from the sheer jealousy factor for me, it just is not remotely making me feel joyous. I would smack a bitch that sent that to me.
Ms. Moon,
Thank Jesus. You are one of the VERY FEW people who I would actually CARE if they were peeved with me.
Love, Moi
I don't want to see your man feeling your boobs either.
I agree, I was actually trying to say is.. Is nothing sacred? But I was trying to be funny and it got botched.
It is super gross.
Gropey Christmas!
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