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Monday, March 8, 2010
SB Wants Some of This
I'd hit this shit running. And yes, I like pretty men.
I love a pretty boy as well. Sometimes I just watch that old Extreme video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY) and melt into a puddle of happiness.
Oh Extreme..I loved them when I was younger. Who is this pretty boy in the photo SB? Remember Nelson? Those twins with the long blond hair? One hit wonders eh..
Btw: My cat got his name from South Park. Cartman is my favourite character on the show and has been since it started. It's fitting though, he's fat and whiny just like the real one. :D
Mark, Hi buddy. Yep--it's a guy. It's Sebastian Bach of Skid Row. The photo is about 20 years old. Bas is my age now. We're oldies, goddammit. He's still hot.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
SB
Hope you're doing well and not doing a pirate impression any longer. Ya, this guy is very cute :)
Doug
Doug,
I am good, my brother. Thanks. No more pirate. We have contacts now.
Hope you are well, too. SB loves you veddy much.
I love a pretty boy as well. Sometimes I just watch that old Extreme video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY) and melt into a puddle of happiness.
Ms. Moon,
I'll check it out.
Love you.
I must be getting old, I just want to make him a good dinner and ask where he's partying tonight.
Oh Extreme..I loved them when I was younger. Who is this pretty boy in the photo SB? Remember Nelson? Those twins with the long blond hair? One hit wonders eh..
Btw: My cat got his name from South Park. Cartman is my favourite character on the show and has been since it started. It's fitting though, he's fat and whiny just like the real one. :D
<3 Andie
I thought he was a girl at first glance.
*polishes glasses*
Jeannie,
You are funny.
Love you.
Raggedy Andie,
It's Sebastian Bach of Skid Row (old photo).
That's a great name for your cat. Too funny.
Love,
SB
Mark,
Hi buddy. Yep--it's a guy. It's Sebastian Bach of Skid Row. The photo is about 20 years old. Bas is my age now. We're oldies, goddammit. He's still hot.
Love you.
White Rabbit,
It happens, goddamn it.
I thought it was a tough looking lady at first. You liked that long hair right SB. I'll have to send you a picture of me back in the day.
Syd,
Yep. I dig the long hair. I was just watching some old Led Zeppelin footage the other night. Good God, Robert Plant was pretty.
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