The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, March 26, 2010
Shit SB Says
That fucker at the Tim Horton's drive-thru thinks he's some sort of radio DJ or something. He practically shouts at you with his BIG RADIO VOICE. It's too damn early for that shit. I'd like to punch the fucker.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Shout back!!!! I hate that. Some people are not meant to deal with the public, even through a box....have a great day.....
I'd pay to see that. :-p
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