The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I believe he is.
Absolutely! Bet the crew had a lot of fun that day!
What the hell else could it be? And it looks like he's about to launch into a soliloquy over it.
Wow..you have a unique ability to find the best shit and share it...you should get paid for this...
Steph,
Me too, sistah. Me too.
Lori,
I DAMN WELL SHOULD.
Going where no man has gone before? His facial expression is not, um, intrepid. He looks as if he has his buttocks clenched very tightly.
He would not respond favourably to your AS poll, would he?
Mary LA,
That cracked my shit up, babe.
Love you.
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