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Friday, March 12, 2010
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I hate the word neat. If you say "neat," you're a damn dork, and there's no hope for you in this world.
Remember that scene in Truth or Dare when Madonna sticks her fingers down her throat to Kevin Costner's retreating back, saying "Neat?!? Anyone who says 'neat' has to go!"
This cracks me up. I am the user of that word. I know I'm a big dork, and I'm generally alright with that. It's so bad, that one time I went to a show with this German guy I met on campus (who turned out to be way too creepy, or maybe just too German), and he called me out on how dated it was to use "neat". He hardly spoke English and yet he knew I was a big old dork.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
What about neato!
Who has used "neat" since the early 60's?
Jeannie,
I know people that use it. Trust me.
Thankfully the expression is barely heard this side of the Atlantic.
Except in dated American films...
Remember that scene in Truth or Dare when Madonna sticks her fingers down her throat to Kevin Costner's retreating back, saying "Neat?!? Anyone who says 'neat' has to go!"
Gledds,
For once I'm with that old cow, Madge.
Love,
SB
I think that I'm pretty neat!
That was funny, Syd.
Neat is a word that annoys the shite outta me. Only a wanker says neat! (Pretending to be British)
Love you back, Bethany. Have a great weekend.
Perhaps neat usage is associated with wearing crocs?
i use neat.. AND neato BWAHAHA
Kathleen,
Maybe dear. Maybe.
Jobthingy,
Welcome. Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back and join us often. We have A LOT of damn fun here.
Love,
SB
This cracks me up. I am the user of that word. I know I'm a big dork, and I'm generally alright with that.
It's so bad, that one time I went to a show with this German guy I met on campus (who turned out to be way too creepy, or maybe just too German), and he called me out on how dated it was to use "neat". He hardly spoke English and yet he knew I was a big old dork.
And thus, the hopelessness of jessie.
Love you, hope your work is going well.
Honeyluna,
You are my heart, and therefore, you could NEVER be uncool.
Way to rock it on building that fence for your dear ma. You're a good kid. Love you.
SB
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