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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
More Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
You are funny SB. I'm going back to bed.
LMFAO!
Very true, very true. :D
You win first laugh of the day!
Ginger,
That makes me happy.
Love you so.
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