The Orb Update

I still can't see a dicking thing in the middle distances. It's driving me fucking crazy. You motherfuckers had better appreciate my posting AT ALL, due to the fact that I have to sit with my nose nearly touching the keyboard in order to see the screen to type. I bleed for you, motherfuckers!

Luckily, I have a follow-up appointment with the eye surgeon today. That motherfucker HAD BETTER find a damn solution for this dilemma and STAT! SB is not real patient with discomfort. I always said I would be ONE ANGRY blind motherfucker. I would, too! I'd be hitting motherfuckers with my cane and shit. Okay, you've got me--I'm angry now. I'll admit it. I'd just be MORE ANGRIER if I were blind. And don't be correcting my damn English and scoffing that ANGRIER is not a damn word. I know that! I'm taking literary license here, people. I'm damn blind and I'm allowed. Blindness entitles you to do shit like butcher the English language.

Anyhoo, there's a little sun here in Buttfuck, Ohio, today, and my brother Nick, over in England, says he's walking to classes today because it's sunny there. How's the weather where you all are at? You can tell I'm getting all old and shit, because I actually give a flying fuck how the weather is, even in places where I am not.

My inlaws used to sit and watch The Weather Channel for hours. I didn't get that shit. Seemed boring to me, but that may well be SB in a few years--watching the weather channel with my damn fucked-up orbs. Never say never, motherfuckers! If I teach your dumb asses nothing else, let it be that.