Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Cat Love Gone Too Far

I love my cats too, but Jesus H., I ain't taking their furry asses to Olan Mills with me.

The sons are just putting up with this fuckery because they don't want to be cut out of the will. If the boys fuck up, they DAMN WELL KNOW Daddums will leave EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PENNY to Tiddles. Poor motherfuckers. I'd suck ass for the dough, too. I ain't too proud to admit that shit either. I was born to be the family wastrel!

9 comments:

The Dish said...

That poor cat looks pissed!

Ms. Moon said...

Why do I feel as if they are all devout Christians? Is it just me?
Well, except for the cat who is wishing he/she lived in a Pagan family.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
That shit was funny!

Chic Mama said...

Great observation. ;0)

Glimmer said...

Cat is trying to flee!

Petit fleur said...

Yes... kitty sees daylight and is struggling to get FREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!

Poor thing. Bless her furry feline heart.

Findon said...

Do you think the son on the left wants to rebel against daddy, ie no full beard. He just hasn't got the spine for it. Go on son, shave the damn thing off. That'll show im

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Beloved Findon,
Yes, motherfucker is a rebel. I, too, am a damn rebel, so I recognize that shit when I see it. So do you, obviously.

I love you tons!

SB

J. said...

That poor cat's gonna need all of dad's money for the therapy... Poor, poor kitty.

and the poor photographer, imagine trying to make the shot without jiggling the camera from laughing.

xoxo,

j.