The Internet Sure Does Attract Some Crazy Motherfuckers

[No, I'm not talking about me, goddamnit. Check out the comment below. Maybe in the next incarnation this bitch will learn how to spell.]

I was told that it was my life path to be made a valkyrie in this life and to rencarnate no more. As I am bound to something else and the religion I am now. I refused to go to a body of water and bathe their. I asssumed there was something that would have taken place. I drive to my old temple and on the steps ardently fought for my own right to live my own path. But I have a gauntlet and two golden graclets [WTF?] that can only be seen by second sight. Of which I know were given to my by Odin as well as were augmented [How does somebody that can't fucking spell know how to utilize and spell this particular word?] recently due to a strong thunder storm that had high energy spikes in it’s undercurrent. My friends and I have second sight so we can all see what I have.My question to you is do you know what a living valkyrie is exactly. And can you tell me anything about why he’s soo attracted even though I push him away whenever he tries to draw me near?? Also I could have sworn I was in golden manicles (handcuffs) Until I reached the steps of the temple.You probibly think I am mad! [No shit.] I wouldn’t blame you. I know I am an old soul. I also can faintly tell that you have something special to you. This is why I am telling you all of this and posing this question to you.If you could give me any information at all I would more than just appricate it.MY only other choice is asking Yahooanswers.com [the NEW golden oracle] and lets face it. Most of the people there would give me web sites they don’t understand the information of or tell me I am going to hell or belong in a loony bin because I belive that Odin is chasing me!

Thank you for reading this. I know it’s a lot to digest. Even if you have no clue or think I should be in a padded room [YES!], please just e mail me to tell me you got this letter.Thank you again! Your website is wonder and I am very greatful that I found it.

Jennifer.

[Uhhhhhmmmmmmm, okay.]