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Frances is great. I'd like to think Reese Witherspoon would, but it'd probably be Renee Zelwegger since we look more alike. Don't get me wrong - she's a great actress, we're both from Texas, etc, but she's got The Squinty Eyes.
I love Frances Mc.D. I am seeing her playing you vis-a-vis her character in "Laurel Canyon". Tell them you won't sue for copying your life w/o permission as long as you get that house.
Another actress I am crazy for is Laura Linney, but she wouldn't play me. That would have to be Holly Hunter, pre-blonde. Or I could go blonde and grow a bit shorter.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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who is the woman in the pic??
and i would play her:
http://www.edmancollection.com/images/Boudicca_small.jpg
much love
fishy xx
I don't if anyone could capture my true essence.
Roseanne. Totally.
Fishy,
The woman is actress Frances McDormand. She usually plays a smart-ass type of chick.
Love,
SB
Syd,
Perhaps Hugh Jackman?
Frances is great. I'd like to think Reese Witherspoon would, but it'd probably be Renee Zelwegger since we look more alike. Don't get me wrong - she's a great actress, we're both from Texas, etc, but she's got The Squinty Eyes.
I love Frances McDormand
I have no idea who would play me in a movie cause I have a warped and probably totally inaccurate self image. So sad.
the fargo chick. gotcha. good choice! susan sarandon would be cool too!
xxalainaxx
I'd love to say Julia Roberts cos she's gorgeous, but getting real, probably Carrie Fisher cos she's mad as a box of frogs too! x
I love Frances Mc.D. I am seeing her playing you vis-a-vis her character in "Laurel Canyon". Tell them you won't sue for copying your life w/o permission as long as you get that house.
Another actress I am crazy for is Laura Linney, but she wouldn't play me. That would have to be Holly Hunter, pre-blonde. Or I could go blonde and grow a bit shorter.
Gingermagnolia,
You are way prettier than Renee. Renee has wonky eyes and a weird mushy little mouth.
Love,
SB
Michelle,
I love her too. She rocks.
Glimmer,
Holly Hunter rocks. Also, she is very pretty. Usually little tiny people creep me out, but she is a doll.
Love,
SB
The question is- whose life would _I_ play in a movie? I'm pretty sure my acting career is going to take off any day now.
Ms. Moon is obviously going to play herself in her own life story about being a beacon of light to everyone she touches with her writing. Am I right?
Gingermagnolia,
YES!
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