The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
She has an...interesting...and...unique look about her.
I'll say something nice: without the real life Donatella Versace, we'd never have had Maya Rudolph's brilliant parody of her.
Get out from in front of my face!!
Ms. Moon,
Uhhhhhmmmmmmm, yeah. That.
DTG,
This is true.
May does a killer imitation of Maya imitating Donatella.
Here's something nice about her
She DOES NOT live in London.
Thanks God
Nick
Those are some nice DSLs.
She is scary.
I think she may have overdone the most recent injections. You think?
Marsha,
Yes, I do think.
Thanks for reading me.
Love,
SB
Haha, I was going to ask you if you'd ever seen the SNL bit about her. GET OOOOOOOOOOUT! (Smoking cigarette, fondling young man).
Um....Janice off the Muppet Show is looking the same she did back in the 70's...*cough*..that's about as nice as it can get for that mug *shiver*
Mr. Mischief,
Right on, my brothah. Right on!
Oh... oh my!
(That's as nice as I got.)
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