Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Dumb Ass Christians: Depressed People Are Laughable

All men are born equal but atheists are only half men. Man consists of mind, soul and spirit. Atheists do not have a spirit (this makes them worth 2/3 of a normal hum man) and they hardly have a soul either as they can feel little more then hatred, geek and pathetic depressions. (no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable) No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man. Also we all know that it's gay to be atheist and gays are not men, their are assheads who should terminated as well as other threats to the society. (like commies, feminists, masons and immigrants) To sum it up, my dear amerikkkan fat asstheist neard with cola: You are a failure!

God's crusader [4/7/2009 2:09:08 PM]

10 comments:

The Dish said...

Wow. Nice to know I fail on multiple levels. I guess I will go be depressed now with my 2/3 of a person self.

Ms. Moon said...

You talking to me? Because I think maybe I'm an asstheist neard.

Indigo said...

Amazing how so many Christians have such an UN-Christian attitude about anyone but themselves.

My mother taught me a long time ago how easily the bibles words could be contorted and used as weapons. SO I'm thinking I'd rather be more animal than human under the circumstances.(Hugs)Indigo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
That was fucking funny. We gotta hang one day, girl.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good one, my dear Ms. Moon. Let's start a club. I'm right there with you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Indigo,
I'm with you. Animals are so much kinder than most human beings.

Love,

SB

Steph(anie) said...

If that person is what a human is supposed to be, I'll gladly be called not a human.

miss alaineus said...

i avoid mentioning god and or jesus/the holy spirit unless ab-so-lute-ly necessary at work, which takes a lot of effort considering i teach parochial school. i try to focus the kids on doing the right thing because it's the right thing to DO. there is no excuse for being a dick towards someone who doesn't believe in the same flavor of jesus as you.

i dont know about all y'all but i'm looking forward to burning in hell (which will be like las vegas) with the ungodly and the guy who wont follow the association rules about his christmas lights and gargoyle statue.

xxalainaxx

Petit fleur said...

What? Where ever do you find this stuff?

Jennifer Rains said...

The 2/3 whole self of me is feeling depressed and laughable.

Love ya, Jenn