The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, October 30, 2009
Texting a Condolence Message
Srry for ur loss
It's coming motherfuckers. Trust me. It's probably already been done.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Texting, the ruin of the English language. Drives me bonkers. Yes, i realize it is a short trip.
Dunnit! Sad, I know :( xxx
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