It's that time of year again, and the elders need Thanksgiving dinners on the res, so pony up Caucasian bitches!Since I am so sure the Native peoples are glad they helped whitey survive in the New World, so he could decimate, pillage, and rob them of their land, the least you bitches could do, is see the elders get a damn hot turkey dinner, right? RIGHT? THE VERY LEAST.
Here is a link to the American Indian Relief Council:
http://www.nrcprograms.org/site/PageServer?pagename=airc_index where you can give some bread towards the turkey dinners.
If your dumb honky ass acts now, you can even enter to win an authentic Native American Dreamcatcher. It's not the faux Taiwanese shit like you get at the Meijer, so it will likely catch better dreams. Everybody wants good dreams, SO ACT NOW!
By the way, I'm for Native American reparations. Since I'm mostly a cracker, but have some Indian blood, I'll just mail myself a check. The rest of you white motherfuckers can send me a check, too! Believe my ass when I say, your conscience will feel a whole lot cleaner.
Sometimes, my Indian blood just gets angry at the white man, and I hit myself.
5 comments:
Um, when all this shit was happening my ancestors were freezing their asses off in Germany. So, I really feel no guilt. That and I am not a very good person anyways...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm, shit.
I'm afraid my ancestors were pillaging, plundering and offering up fire water. I order pistacios from the New Mexico native americans. Plus my wife likes their jewelry. I have 3 dream catchers. I liked them until I saw the Stephen King movie of the same name. Now I make sure that they aren't doing something creepy behind my back!
Syd,
If you order pistachios and jewelry, you're good. That helps make up for pillaging and plundering. If you order a piece of Native American pottery, your reparations are finished. I just consulted with my inner Indian.
My folks were rolling around in the bottom of a ship engaged in the a less than fun cruise to the new world and didn't really have time to do any pillaging. Nonetheless, I still have empathy for Native Americans. I've wondered for some time why Europeans called them savages. If they were savages, then they would have joined with my people and we would have sent the Europeans either to hell or back across the ocean.My preference is hell.
I like your indignation my dear. Thanks for the donatio link.
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