The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Kit-Kat bar...
Don't ask...
Love ya, Jenn
Anatomically impossible for me to get boob crumbs. Gut crease crumbs... that's another story.
Michelle,
That made me laugh.
Love you,
SB
Are those Cheeze-tits?
Michelle- Just lie down when you eat crumbly food. It could happen.
Mmmmm cheez-its droooooooooool.
boob crumbs equal nothing more than big crumb catchers....
xxalainaxx
Go Jenn!
Syd,
They are now my brothah.
In my experience, crumbled Cheeze-its top the most delicious things. Add butter and you would be welcomed at any southern funeral.
blackened Tilapia. Hub and I were joking about medieval wench games and the like! Too funny!
I'm with Michelle... My boobs themselves should be called boob crumbs. Sad.
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