Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pardon My Damn Absence, Motherfuckers

This bitch was sick again. This time it is a damn sinus infection. I stayed home yesterday and watched TV and mostly lazed around with the moggys (cats, for you ignorant yanks). The Moms (saint!) ran me some Taco Bell over. I was craving hot sauce--I guess to clear the sinuses. Who damn knows?

I am back at work today, but grouchy and my voice is about like Walter Matthau's. Whatever.

I am sitting here praying for the fucking mucus to start exiting my damn noggin. My ears are sort of stopped up, but I don't want to fucking listen to some sonofabitch drone on and on anyway, so it works out. I'll just nod and smile when people stop by. I can't hear dick.

12 comments:

gingermagnolia said...

Aww, hope you feel better.

Petit fleur said...

Here's to fucking mucus exiting your damn noggin! Hope you are well again soon dear bastard.
xo pf

downtown guy said...

What is the sound of one dick clapping?

Steph(anie) said...

I like not hearing people sometimes too.

Ms. Moon said...

I almost called you this morning. Seriously. So good thing you wrote.
I am so sorry you're sick again. Please get better. We love and miss you so much when you're gone.

The Dish said...

I feel your pain. I was sick all weekend. Hope you feel better!

I wish my ears were clogged so I could have some peace in this office... A little jealous about that!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for your well wishes all my loveys! I appreciate all of you.

DTG, that made me laugh.

Ms. Moon, your ass can call me anytime. Anytime.

Dish, feel better soon.

Love, SB.

white rabbit said...

downtown guy said...
What is the sound of one dick clapping?

Ermmm...

You got me there, Hank.

Don't try this one at home kids

Syd said...

Hope that you feel better. Just catching up after being away from the computer. Just the IPhone which is a pain to use for blog comments.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I am better, dear one. Thanks.

SB

debbi radford said...

Loving this post SB! I get these horrid sinus infections frequently where I would do anything to relieve the pressure in head. I sit at my desk with my head hanging back and to the side as far as it can go. Totally attractive!
Did you see this post and Kate Coe's response? Rather interesting; although her comment about the weakened liver did not make me feel too good...Tried to send it to Jenn but she seems to have removed the comments section from her original blog.
Hope you are up and about SB!!!
debbi

michelle said...

DTG is darn funny.
Try mucinex. It works pretty well