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Monday, October 5, 2009
Shit SB Says
So I like Miracle Whip in my macaroni and cheese. Does that make me white trash? Well, fuck you then. Miracle Whip makes everything taste better. EVERYTHING.
It's been so long since I've been able to say what's up; I'd hate to reunite on a critical note. However, I have to say I hate mayonaisse type products. I'm not judging, each to their own goop, I just don't like it unless it's mixed very sparingly with eggs or tuna fish. I think what really clinched my dislike was when I heard a news story as a kid about the food service industry and what could sometimes make it into our food. I'm sure you can imagine the details. Ick!
SB Have you tried blue cheese dressing? Now that's the shit...only two places I tried it didn't work were coffee (I was out of cream and desperate) and pancakes (don't ask). Other than that's it's perfect on everything, specially quesadillas :/ Doug
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12 comments:
It's the TANG.
Whats miracle whip?
Ms. Moon,
It is. Definitely.
Chic Mama,
It's similar to mayonnaise, but more tangy.
Love,
SB
It is not mayonnaise. It is Salad Dressing.
It's been so long since I've been able to say what's up; I'd hate to reunite on a critical note. However, I have to say I hate mayonaisse type products. I'm not judging, each to their own goop, I just don't like it unless it's mixed very sparingly with eggs or tuna fish. I think what really clinched my dislike was when I heard a news story as a kid about the food service industry and what could sometimes make it into our food. I'm sure you can imagine the details. Ick!
I stand corrected. Technically, Ms. Moon is correct. It does say salad dressing on the label, but I think it's closer to mayo.
Nellie,
I can only imagine, my dear. But what the fuck. I love the stuff.
I miss you! Hope all is well.
Love, SB.
Girl you are grumpy today. I don't even want to imagine what miracle whip is!!!!
SB
Have you tried blue cheese dressing? Now that's the shit...only two places I tried it didn't work were coffee (I was out of cream and desperate) and pancakes (don't ask). Other than that's it's perfect on everything, specially quesadillas :/
Doug
Findon,
I'm pretty much grumpy every day. It's familial.
I love you with all my grumpiness!
SB
Doug,
I didn't realize blue cheese dressing was so damn versatile. I'll keep it in mind. I love the stuff.
Love you 2,
SB
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