Monday, October 5, 2009

Shit SB Says

So I like Miracle Whip in my macaroni and cheese. Does that make me white trash? Well, fuck you then. Miracle Whip makes everything taste better. EVERYTHING.

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

It's the TANG.

Chic Mama said...

Whats miracle whip?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
It is. Definitely.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Chic Mama,
It's similar to mayonnaise, but more tangy.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

It is not mayonnaise. It is Salad Dressing.

Nellie said...

It's been so long since I've been able to say what's up; I'd hate to reunite on a critical note. However, I have to say I hate mayonaisse type products. I'm not judging, each to their own goop, I just don't like it unless it's mixed very sparingly with eggs or tuna fish. I think what really clinched my dislike was when I heard a news story as a kid about the food service industry and what could sometimes make it into our food. I'm sure you can imagine the details. Ick!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I stand corrected. Technically, Ms. Moon is correct. It does say salad dressing on the label, but I think it's closer to mayo.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
I can only imagine, my dear. But what the fuck. I love the stuff.

I miss you! Hope all is well.

Love, SB.

Findon said...

Girl you are grumpy today. I don't even want to imagine what miracle whip is!!!!

afk4life said...

SB
Have you tried blue cheese dressing? Now that's the shit...only two places I tried it didn't work were coffee (I was out of cream and desperate) and pancakes (don't ask). Other than that's it's perfect on everything, specially quesadillas :/
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Findon,
I'm pretty much grumpy every day. It's familial.

I love you with all my grumpiness!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
I didn't realize blue cheese dressing was so damn versatile. I'll keep it in mind. I love the stuff.

Love you 2,

SB