Friday, October 16, 2009

Free Product Pitch: ZICAM Gel Swabs, the Holy Grail of Allergy Relief

And, this shit is homeopathic, motherfuckers!

My sinus/allergies have been SO BAD this fall that I thought I was going to have to start perpetually smiling and showing my teeth so that I could discretely breathe through my fucking mouth (like a damn fish). This shit saved my ass. I use it every morning when I get out of the shower, and somehow, it works through the entire day and night.

ZICAM rules!


Ms. Moon said...

I am so glad because the image of you perpetually smiling was disturbing, to say the least.
Love you, dear....Ms. Moon

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Your comment was fucking funny. You're right--that shit WOULD BE disturbing.

Love you back!

Petit fleur said...

Breathing like a fish sucks.

Relieved that you don't have to.