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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
New SB Feature! Crackhead of the Month
Meet Wanda. This bitch will suck the chrome off a trailer hitch for a damn rock. Also, this ho knows how to accessorize. Work it Wanda!
I coulda lived the rest of me life without seeing this but now that I have:
1. Ms. Moon could put her tits in a blender and they would look better than this.
2. Wanda bears a strong resemblance to that cat pictured below with those three creepy guys. I am almost positive Wanda knows exactly how the kitty feels. Three guys, photos.....I'm just sayin'
3. I'll bet being toothless is a big plus in the sucky sucky department. I once knew an old man who said if he'd known he could've gotten the whole tit in his mouth, he would've had his teeth pulled long before they fell out. He was a dirty old coot. Much like Wanda.
4. Poor Wanda. How far are any of us from the brink?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
I am traumatized for life by that picture. Thanks a fucking lot!
Her breasts are in worse shape than mine. Or, maybe I'm just fooling myself.
Anytime, Dish.
Ewwwwww....need I say anymore?
I think that her breasts were photoshopped. Otherwise they look like two pegs.
Nice tittays. She's ~mesmerizing~ us with her eyes.
Even though I'm losing my job in 4 more weeks, I will donate as much as i can for a boob job for that poor woman...and a bag for her head to boot..
I coulda lived the rest of me life without seeing this but now that I have:
1. Ms. Moon could put her tits in a blender and they would look better than this.
2. Wanda bears a strong resemblance to that cat pictured below with those three creepy guys. I am almost positive Wanda knows exactly how the kitty feels. Three guys, photos.....I'm just sayin'
3. I'll bet being toothless is a big plus in the sucky sucky department. I once knew an old man who said if he'd known he could've gotten the whole tit in his mouth, he would've had his teeth pulled long before they fell out. He was a dirty old coot. Much like Wanda.
4. Poor Wanda. How far are any of us from the brink?
I am ashamed to admit... I giggled!
All This Trouble,
I am glad to hear from you. Your comments are always so fucking enlightening.
You are loved,
SB
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