Jesus has just had the open heart surgery, and the motherfucking surgeon did a shit job of sewing his ass back up. Surgeon = Hell Bound.It also looks like His Holiness is a cheapy ceramic Mexican sort of Jesus to my discerning ass. And my ass is nothing if not DISCERNING. Don't you motherfuckers dare forget it. I'm crabby today. I'll fuck a bitch up.
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Yes I agree... STRAIGHT to HELL with that surgeon!
If you google scary Jesus or funny Jesus, you won't believe the crazy goofy shit that comes up! I do it for fun sometimes.
Although, when I posted the Jesus coming back to eat brains... I got only one response and noticed that my usual visitors dropped off quite a bit! Oh well... guess I'm offending folks as usual, but I do have a rather dark sense of humor. Something we have in common.
Hope your day gets better.
xo pf
I think I love you more every day!
PF,
Back at you babe!
Jesus don't look too thrilled with his current position in life either.
Love you so, Ms. Bastard....Ms. Moon
P.S. You will cheer up when you see your cookie monster/wool fetishist scarf. It is near to being done.
I have a yard-manger baby Jesus hanging in my living room. I once had it hanging in my bathroom, but my girlfriend at the time said it creeped her right the fuck out.
DTG,
I'm glad her ass is gone. Clearly she didn't know the first thing about quality decor.
I love you so,
SB
Ha, she's now one of my best friends, but yes, she has zero input in how I decorate. (ie, nail shit to the walls.)
DTG,
If you're okay with her, I'm okay with her. I nail shit up, too.
Love,
SB
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