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Thursday, October 22, 2009
From Shitmydadsays
Dad is my fucking idol.
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I am thinking Dad is the wisest man on the planet.
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