Monday, October 12, 2009

If Your Dumb Ass Needs Help Pooing, See Alicia Silverstone

Most people aren’t pooing. I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they’re pooing ’cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo.”

-- Alicia Silverstone

I guess Alicia's been hanging out with Bobby Brown.

14 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

WHAT!?
When did Alicia Silverstone become a dumb-ass Christian?

Steph(anie) said...

Huh?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Not a dumb ass Christian. She's just a militant vegan. If all you eat is mainly grains and vegetables, then your ass can poo, and you don't need Alicia's ass for help. Just cut out the meat and dairy--that mostly leaves fruit and veg.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Bitch is a militant vegan, so pooing sort of preoccupies her. That ho wants to help her friends poo, too.

Mwah,

SB

afk4life said...

SB
It's very Christian. All she's saying is to turn the other cheek :/
-doug

gingermagnolia said...

Hahahaha "dookey bubble." I will always associate Bobby Brown with this phrase.

Petit fleur said...

I've heard tale of an ex friend who is also a narcissist, who, obsessed with her own colon and colon care, and making others feel as though their colons are somehow inferior to hers, was going off at some party about her fucking colon and all her damn enemas!! Takes all kinds I guess.

I wonder if she's now a friend with or client of this Alicia person...

miss alaineus said...

i squatted with a kid who was a straight edge vegan warrior.

fucker could clear a room like nobody's business.

i'm cool with eating meat and not eating meat. i do get tired of people asking me to explain why i do/ dont. every decision in the world does not have to have political basis....


xxalainaxx

Mr.Mischief said...

I always thought pooing was like breathing-you do it without thinking about it..jeez...lol

Kat Skratch said...

What if we aren't "pooing" because of hemorrhoids? :p

JK.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
Good one!

MY MY MY MOTHERFUCKERS,
Just post something about pooing and everybody and their brother comments.

Love to all,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
Men NEVER have trouble pooing.

Love,

SB

The Dish said...

Not true. Some men have trouble pooing. Mine is one of them. Nothing for 4-5 days than 3 in a day. Weird bastard.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I guess I was stereotyping there, huh? How bad of me. I'm sure your man would appreciate us discussing his bowels on the Internet.

Love you,

SB