Most people aren’t pooing. I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they’re pooing ’cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo.”
-- Alicia Silverstone
I guess Alicia's been hanging out with Bobby Brown.
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Huh?
SB
It's very Christian. All she's saying is to turn the other cheek :/
-doug
Hahahaha "dookey bubble." I will always associate Bobby Brown with this phrase.
I've heard tale of an ex friend who is also a narcissist, who, obsessed with her own colon and colon care, and making others feel as though their colons are somehow inferior to hers, was going off at some party about her fucking colon and all her damn enemas!! Takes all kinds I guess.
I wonder if she's now a friend with or client of this Alicia person...
i squatted with a kid who was a straight edge vegan warrior.
fucker could clear a room like nobody's business.
i'm cool with eating meat and not eating meat. i do get tired of people asking me to explain why i do/ dont. every decision in the world does not have to have political basis....
xxalainaxx
I always thought pooing was like breathing-you do it without thinking about it..jeez...lol
What if we aren't "pooing" because of hemorrhoids? :p
JK.
Mr. Mischief,
Men NEVER have trouble pooing.
Love,
SB
Not true. Some men have trouble pooing. Mine is one of them. Nothing for 4-5 days than 3 in a day. Weird bastard.
Dish,
I guess I was stereotyping there, huh? How bad of me. I'm sure your man would appreciate us discussing his bowels on the Internet.
Love you,
SB
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