Tuesday, October 20, 2009

This Month's Wool Fetishist

Back by popular fucking demand and sponsored by some sort of damn fabric softener, which is really smart on the part of the company sponsor, because who needs softness more than a wooly with their damn private parts encased in scratchy itchy fucking wool? When softness counts, people!

14 comments:

Petit fleur said...

I have heard tale of these posts... but have never actually seen one! (Ms moon told me) It took me a few minutes to catch on that it's a sex thang... odd.

Looks like from this picture it may be a rich person's fetish? Or do poor people indulge too? Hmmmmmmm....

There's always something fascinating here on your blog SB! Thanks, and have yourself a beautiful day.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you for reading, Petit Fleur. I so appreciate it.

Love,

SB

michelle said...

that's fucked up

white rabbit said...

The socks don't match.

I mean match the woollen bodysuit thing - they match each other.

Fact.

Tsk!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I noticed that shit too. It sort of fucks up the whole effect.

Syd said...

I don't wear wool because it does itch. And wool on the privates would be torture.

Ms. Moon said...

That one sort of looks artistic. Like cleverly crafted. Nice sofa and furniture. These wool fetishists must have the big $$$$. How much you guess one of those custom made suits costs?

The Dish said...

None for me, thanks. I will stick to soft comfy things for my naughty bits, thank-you-very-fucking-much!

Nellie said...

Maybe it's the itchy, crawly, creepy wool feeling they're after...hmmm. Perhaps it enlivens their senses, the way a human touch does for most of us. I would think, however, someone who cares so much for wool would make the effort to put on fuzzier, and matching, socks. Come on man, get it together. They obviously have enough money to splurge on better socks.

gingermagnolia said...

I wonder if they make all their own woolen love-suits?

nan said...

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seriously....I don't know why I'm so amused by this particular pic. I guess it's just the addition of the remote control prop...and the "peeking".

Changedit said...

how about these then?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2okfl8u4K08/SY-jjdZrerI/AAAAAAAACOE/R4AVePPs42k/s400/22.+toy+top+form+with+crochet+patchwork+.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2okfl8u4K08/SY-li6w9DRI/AAAAAAAACPU/bSFO0AbaE2Y/s400/12.+Crochet+hat+form+full+view+.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2okfl8u4K08/SY-j7jUB4_I/AAAAAAAACOM/RRU0kAT3A0E/s400/21.+body+view+of+toy+top+form+.jpg


hehehe xxxxxxxxxxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
No, actually there are places online you can have that shit made for you specially or purhase a suit. Graham Norton had a lady on that makes the suits to order, and she was making quite a good living at it.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Changedit,
Now that's some well-crafted colorful shit raht thar.

Love,

SB