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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Well, at least it's not the other area that is catching crumbs. That would be like crumbs in a beard--not pretty.
You are not alone....I lose crumbs in mine too, damn uncomfortable!!!
Hey! Don't complain! At least your tits are perky enough to catch crumbs.
I can set a beer can on my belly when I am sitting down and need both hands for something. Well, if I lean back a little.
as long as your gut doesn't stick out farther than your tits you are aces.
That's why my feet are so small.... nothing grows in the dark! ;D x
this...is why they invented us guys...lol
Syd,
You are fucking funny. I'll bet you are a damn good time. Wish we could hang.
Love,
SB
Queenneenee,
I have actually knocked something off with my hips, when trying to fit through a space I used to fit through just fine. Christ.
Love you,
SB
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