Tuesday, October 6, 2009

SB Is So Fat My Tits Are Catching Food Crumbs

I just wanted to share my personal disgust with myself. I need a damn mini-vac for my tits.

9 comments:

Syd said...

Well, at least it's not the other area that is catching crumbs. That would be like crumbs in a beard--not pretty.

Chic Mama said...

You are not alone....I lose crumbs in mine too, damn uncomfortable!!!

Ms. Moon said...

Hey! Don't complain! At least your tits are perky enough to catch crumbs.

That Hank said...

I can set a beer can on my belly when I am sitting down and need both hands for something. Well, if I lean back a little.

Steph(anie) said...

as long as your gut doesn't stick out farther than your tits you are aces.

Anonymous said...

That's why my feet are so small.... nothing grows in the dark! ;D x

Mr.Mischief said...

this...is why they invented us guys...lol

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
You are fucking funny. I'll bet you are a damn good time. Wish we could hang.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Queenneenee,
I have actually knocked something off with my hips, when trying to fit through a space I used to fit through just fine. Christ.

Love you,

SB