Monday, October 5, 2009

SB's Fat Ass Has Been Sick, Motherfuckers

SB's fat ass had the flu, but her ass is back now with a vengeance. Okay, not with a vengeance--more like--with a damn whimper. Whatever. I don't have time to mince words, people.

I have a lot of catching up to do today, so please be patient, my precious motherfuckers. I'll be back full bore soon a-damn-nough.

16 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

And thank god because we here in North Florida were about to get out a map and try to figure out where Bumfuck, Ohio is and then mount an expedition to check on you.
Seriously.
We were all mailing each other back and forth- "Where's Ms. Bastard? Oh, I hope she's okay."
And so forth.
Love you and missed you....Ms. Moon

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Buttfuck, Ohio is near Dayton, Ohio. Dayton = Shitsville.

I missed all of you, too. A LOT.

Syd said...

I have missed you but am glad that you are better and above ground. The flu is nasty. So far I've just had a one day allergy. Take care of yourself SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. I missed you, too!

Stay well.

Love, SB.

May said...

I'm just so glad you're back! The flu sucks. It's a good thing you got it now, after all the weddings and family reunions and.... wait a minute. It's not a good thing you got the flu at all! FUCK YOU, FLU! Did you at least get some good TV watching in?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, May May. All I did was watch TV, drink wine, and sleep. It was great! Just kidding.

I highly recommend the movie Sunshine Cleaners, if you get the chance to watch it. Very good.

Love you,

SB

Chic Mama said...

Glad you are feeling a bit better. :0)

gingermagnolia said...

I'm glad you're feeling better and that you're back to spread your words of wisdom. :D

Sunshine Cleaners WAS a great movie, too. Did you ever watch Six Feet Under?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
Thank you. I have not seen Six Feet Under. Maybe I'll check it out.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks Chic Mama. You are a sweetheart.

Love, SB.

J. said...

I'm glad your back. I was missing my doses of dumb ass christians.

you always make me laugh.

j.

lilacsandy said...

Yep, missed you too.. was far too quiet on here.. glad you're on the mend x

Ms. Moon said...

Sunshine Cleaners rocks. We have seen it. And do yourself a favor- watch Six Feet Under. But if you haven't see Deadwood, watch that FIRST!
You will learn new and interesting ways to curse and you will be entranced.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

J.,
I love you. That's why I do it. Life is hard. I like to make people laugh.

Thanks for commenting.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lilacsandy,
Thanks. You are a dear sweet lady.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I will check out Deadwood on your recommendation.

Love,

SB