"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
"If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
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5 comments:
Ha, ha on the marriage thing.
It's sort of true though, innit?
He's right. As always. Smart old dad.
Bacon fixes everything!
Ms. Moon,
Yes, I love the Dads.
Mr. Mischief,
Indeed it does.
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