There is a gray/blue cat about to be put down in some damn place called Hartford, Indiana (can you say "Mid-west, Buttfuck"?). It's about a two-hour drive from me.
I'm rolling tomorrow early (hours are 8:00--12:00 Saturdays). He is around a year old, and I will be naming him, Ozzy, after one of my favourite people, Ozzy Osbourne (I also dig Ozzy's wife, Sharon--anybody who loves animals THAT MUCH rocks in my book! Also, I admire her fucking honesty, and she takes good care of my man, Oz.).
Hope all of you have a tremendous weekend.
Love, SB.
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Sharon Osbourne is one of my idols. :) <3
I sincerely hope this means that when you call the cat, you'll call it in your very best Sharon voice.
... and I shook Ozzy's hand a couple of years ago. Haven't washed since LOL. xxx
Best of luck bringing him into the fold.
Go rescue that little boy! Safe travels.
Love Sharon and Ozzy and Kelly on Dancing WT STars. Best of luck picking up new kitty...I wish I could go too...and great name choice!!
Love, Jenn
I donno much about Ozzy except he's a rocker. I like his attitude and his groovy shades though... and if that isn't one of the greatest names ever I don't know what is.
I was showing the hub your picture with squirrel and your magnificent blog title and he cracked up! He says "Motherfucker is a great word, and in his book it's underused." Not to be confused with fuckers, which is used plenty. I think it's funny that he makes it all one word, like you do.. I always thought it was two, but it's much better as one!
Anyway, it was just a funny little moment. Thanks for making us giggle!
xo pf
I do so love the Osbournes too. Ms. Bastard- you are the loving cat mother.
Love you for that and many other reasons....Ms. Moon
My car (Subaru Outback) is named Sharon Osborne.
Lucky kitty. This made my day. Good luck. My girlfriend's shelter is overflowing with cats. When she came home from work today she told me that had 77. So glad you're saving one. You rock. Ozzy would be proud. Safe travels.
What do you mean 'put down?' Literally put down? And if so why so far away?
Changedit,
Lucky you! I wouldn't wash my hand either. I adore Ozzy.
Love,
SB
Thanks Steph!
Dish,
Thanks. It was such a great trip.
Love,
SB
Jenn,
Thanks! I wish you could have come along, too. It was the best day I've had in a long time.
Love,
SB
Petit Fleur,
Your husband sounds like a great guy. I hope to meet you both one day.
Sending love,
SB
Ms. Moon,
I love you, too, so DAMN MUCH!
Bethany,
Thank you for reading and commenting. Please thank your girlfriend for me. I love cats, and what she is doing is so sweet and noble.
Please visit here often.
Love,
SB
Chic Mama,
Sadly, yes. I mean euthanized.
So far away because I fell in love with her brother cat's photo. When you see your kid (ha!), you just know.
Love, SB.
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