Monday, October 19, 2009

From the Inimitable Shitmydadsays

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

Link to the whole damn schmiel:


Ms. Moon said...

God, I love dad.

gingermagnolia said...

I wish I knew this old fart, I'd shake his hand.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, I want to have beers with the guy.