"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
Link to the whole damn schmiel: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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3 comments:
God, I love dad.
I wish I knew this old fart, I'd shake his hand.
Yeah, I want to have beers with the guy.
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