The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Maybe kayaking is the new softball.
Ms. Moon,
Perhaps it is.
Love,
SB
And drive Subarus. Wait, my husband is a lesbian?
I kayak, does that mean I'M a lesbian? What do I tell Miss Alaineus?..lol
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