We have a certain individual around here, who when he can't get somebody to understand something instantly, begins to raise his voice, AS IF GETTING LOUDER WILL MAKE SOMEBODY UNDERSTAND THE DAMN POINT THAT HE IS TRYING TO CONVEY. Motherfucker is currently shouting: "DON'T BE AFRAID OF TECHNOLOGY. DON'T LET IT INTIMIDATE YOU. IT IS HERE TO HELP YOU."
What the fuck? It is too early. My brain can't even make sense of this shit.
Since it is Monday (the worst morning of the damn week) and not yet 10:00, SB is going to kill her a motherfucker! Mr. LOUD is in the next fucking cube, and since our cubicles here are like barely exaggerated closets, said motherfucker may as well be SHOUTING in my goddamn ear.
I REPEAT: I AM GOING TO KILL ME A MOTHERFUCKER.
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Maybe you could just push the cubicle wall on him, make it look like it could have been an accident. I like you too much for you to go to prison for killing him.
xoxo,
j.
J.,
Believe me, I thought of that.
Hope all is well,
SB
Yeah, because prison cells are notoriously small.
you need to consult with the divine mr. m on an appropriate prank to play on this one. he is the jedi master of this type of thing...
xxalainaxx
Miss Alaineus,
Good to know. Duly noted.
Mwah,
SB
Too bad I'm stuck here in the panhandle or I'd help you get rid of the body.
I'LL BE YOUR ALIBI! x
I will extend my hand in help if you want it. It's been a bad day. Heh.
Lilacsandy,
Now that's a friend!
Kat Scratch,
Amen to that sister.
Love you,
SB
OMG . . you're BAD!!!
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