Friday, October 23, 2009

Ugliest Little Kid EVER

I'm sorry, I know this isn't nice, but that's about the ugliest little kid I have EVER seen. I wish I could zoom in on that little fucker so you could share my discomfort. My damn eyeballs are never going to be the same. That shit is burned on my brain. In fact, I think I need brain bleach or I'm going to have nightmares!

Not to belabor the damn point, but Christ, is that kid FUG! It reminds me of one of those Chucky dolls. If I was the parents, I'd have to lock that little fucker in the shed at night, so I could sleep. Jesus.

15 comments:

white rabbit said...

Are those people its parents?

Could explain a lot.

:-O

Chic Mama said...

Awww, is it (she) really ugly? I can't see it very well- I think I need glasses. Strange picture though....she might not be ugly but she certainly has weird parents and that picture makes her look exceptionally midget like. ;0)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Yep. I assume those are the folks. It does sort of explain alot, eh?

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Chic Mama,
Yep, that kid is fug.

erin said...

There's also some kind of forced perspective there too? Making the ugly kid look strangely disproportionate. And it's weird that the presumed parents are totally ignoring the thing as it's meandering ugily over to the train tracks...

gingermagnolia said...

The mother looks like a Who from Who-ville. We can hope that the kid (girl?) grows into her looks or has a sparkling personality.

Changedit said...

I would lock the parents in the shed and take the kid out trick or treating ... at least it doesnt need a costume.

xxxxxxxxxxx

The Dish said...

Not only is that kid butt-fucking ugly, but WTF is up with that picture? Mom and Dad on the ladder on the side of a building and Jr headed to hop the rail? Seriously?

Findon said...

You are incorrigible. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
PS I agree only so far about the kid. To me he looks like one of the shrunken heads that some tribe in the amazon specialises in.

Maggie May said...

I think something about the proportions are wrong here! Pics can be taken at weird angles so people look strange. This is one of those.

Mr.Mischief said...

That's a kid? I thought that was Sloth off The Goonies...

Petit fleur said...

I donno, I think she's kinda cute. In a bizarre sort of David Lynch kind of a way.

Nellie said...

Is anyone else worried that it looks as if they forgot the baby was even there in their delight to be hanging off the dumb, rusty ladder? It looks as if the creepy ass baby is going to walk right onto the railroad tracks.

Ms. Moon said...

Ah. I think she's sort of cute in a baby-sort of way.

J. said...

what was the photographer thinking? The little ugly looks like she was photoshopped in at the last minute. If she was, why would they pick such an ugly shot of her?

xoxo,

j.