Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Real Squirrel-Clad Doll

This shit here combines a few of SB's interests: SQUIRRELS (albeit dead ones) + REAL DOLL.

Seriously, I poke a little fun at the men (big fat losers) who have a primary relationship (or any relationship) with Real Dolls, but on a day like this, I sort of appreciate the fact that sometimes it would be nice to get your damn needs met or watch a movie with someone without having to converse with a bitch. Maybe SB should post a Craigslist personal and entitle it: Seeking Mute for Friends/More.

You can find ANYTHING on Craigslist, motherfuckers. ANY-THING. If I teach your dumb asses nothing else, let it be that.

8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I thought that's why you had cats and a dog.
Lovely doll. Just lovely. Scary as shit.
WV: ragalorn
Couldn't have said it better myself.

The Dish said...

We used to have a tenant, a grown ass man, that collected dolls. Like, little girls dolls. That dude creeped me the fuck out.

afk4life said...

SB
The only way I'd want that thing in my life is if I got to hide in other people's closets and under their covers for fun :/
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
That shit is creepy. Creepy as fuck. Maybe he liked to dress up like a baby for sexual kicks and wear diapers and shit or maybe he wanted to fuck babies. Weirdo.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
Good idea, my brothah!

SB loves you.

Chic Mama said...

I think my new favourite word is eeewwwwww......I want to apply to the picture of scary Jesus too. ;0)

gingermagnolia said...

These things are creeptastic. Could you imagine having one in your home?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gingermagnolia,
Yes, they are. Can you imagine being half asleep and seeing one in the middle of the damn night? SB would probably get the old aluminum baseball bat out and give it a BANG.

Love,

Moi