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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
17 comments:
Cat hoarder? A cat lady to be? What? I am not sure I get any of this... is it because of the new kitty?
Petit Fleur,
Yes, it's because of the new kitten. I took her over to show to the Moms and daddums last night, and daddums shot me a look like: "you have an addiction."
Jesus H.
Your dad sounds entirely too funny
Michelle,
Thanks for stopping by. Yeah, the daddums is a character. Actually, most of my family are characters.
Hope all is well with you.
Love,
SB
You would need to increase the number about 5 fold to be a cat hoarder.
Thanks, Syd. You always make me feel better.
Love you lots,
SB
I take it picking up the new puss went well. congrats on the new addition.
Love ya, Jenn
At least he didn't say anything. And I think yeah, you need about twenty more cats before you can be a hoarder.
Until you have a house that smells like ammonia and so many litter boxes that you could never possible keep them all clean, YOU ARE NOT A CAT HOARDER.
Thanks Ms. Moon & Dish. I am relieved that you are both not in agreement with the daddums.
All I can picture when I read this is the cat lady from the Simpsons...lol
http://www.eqqy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/simpsons_crazycatlady.gif
If you're a cat hoarder, I'm a dog hoarder. But I do agree that something about the word hoarding in reference to animals implies some type of abuse. And everyone knows you would NEVER, EVER abuse your darling pets.
I think in the future, once my ChiChi pack thins out perhaps, I will only get pets from shelters. It is very noble of you. With so many animals out there it's sort of a no brainer I guess. We did get our last cat from a shelter. Reggie, the one who died. He was six when we adopted him and would have been put down. And he was the best cat ever.
Congrats on Shelby Lee, she's beautiful. And you are so good to have saved her. She's a lucky girl to have you now.
Mr. Mischief,
Every town has a weird cat lady. Little did I think growing up that would be me one day.
Jesus.
Thanks, Nellie!
Wish you lived closer so we could hang out. You could bring all the dogs over to my place. How exciting would that be?!
Love, SB.
You're not a cat hoarder until you build a heated garage just for the cats. I know a guy who did. He goes around the area collecting cats.
You are not a cat hoarder.
xoxo,
J.
J.,
I live in a rental property, otherwise, I might build a heated garage.
Love you,
SB
You are not a cat hoarder. I believe the proper term is "collector". But yeah, you probably need at least a dozen more to qualify.
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