Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Shit SB Says

I could tell by his damn look that dad thinks I am a cat hoarder. I am not a cat hoarder! I AM NOT A CAT HOARDER!


Petit fleur said...

Cat hoarder? A cat lady to be? What? I am not sure I get any of this... is it because of the new kitty?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Petit Fleur,
Yes, it's because of the new kitten. I took her over to show to the Moms and daddums last night, and daddums shot me a look like: "you have an addiction."

Jesus H.

michelle said...

Your dad sounds entirely too funny

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for stopping by. Yeah, the daddums is a character. Actually, most of my family are characters.

Hope all is well with you.



Syd said...

You would need to increase the number about 5 fold to be a cat hoarder.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. You always make me feel better.

Love you lots,


jrains80 said...

I take it picking up the new puss went well. congrats on the new addition.

Love ya, Jenn

Ms. Moon said...

At least he didn't say anything. And I think yeah, you need about twenty more cats before you can be a hoarder.

The Dish said...

Until you have a house that smells like ammonia and so many litter boxes that you could never possible keep them all clean, YOU ARE NOT A CAT HOARDER.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks Ms. Moon & Dish. I am relieved that you are both not in agreement with the daddums.

Mr.Mischief said...

All I can picture when I read this is the cat lady from the Simpsons...lol


Nellie said...

If you're a cat hoarder, I'm a dog hoarder. But I do agree that something about the word hoarding in reference to animals implies some type of abuse. And everyone knows you would NEVER, EVER abuse your darling pets.
I think in the future, once my ChiChi pack thins out perhaps, I will only get pets from shelters. It is very noble of you. With so many animals out there it's sort of a no brainer I guess. We did get our last cat from a shelter. Reggie, the one who died. He was six when we adopted him and would have been put down. And he was the best cat ever.
Congrats on Shelby Lee, she's beautiful. And you are so good to have saved her. She's a lucky girl to have you now.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
Every town has a weird cat lady. Little did I think growing up that would be me one day.


Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Nellie!

Wish you lived closer so we could hang out. You could bring all the dogs over to my place. How exciting would that be?!

Love, SB.

J. said...

You're not a cat hoarder until you build a heated garage just for the cats. I know a guy who did. He goes around the area collecting cats.

You are not a cat hoarder.



Sarcastic Bastard said...

I live in a rental property, otherwise, I might build a heated garage.

Love you,


Anonymous said...

You are not a cat hoarder. I believe the proper term is "collector". But yeah, you probably need at least a dozen more to qualify.