Monday, October 12, 2009

If You Want to Live to Be 100, Like Memaw Ruth, Don't Eat Your Vegetables

I'm glad to hear this, link below, because I don't like vegetables AT ALL. Of course, I'll being ignoring the part about not drinking or smoking.

Link to story at Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/34321

6 comments:

Gledwood said...

hang on: what DO you eat then?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
I sometimes eat fruit and frozen pizza and Kraft Macaroni & Cheez and McDonald's and Taco Bell and so on and so forth. I also like Lucky Charms.

Love,

SB

afk4life said...

SB
Everyone knows a good steak cooked just enough to sear it, so it screams when you cut into it, is good for you. Mushrooms, onions, grilled in a tablespoon of real butter on top. And science has shown one or two bottles of red wine a day is good for you. Wait, does a bottle count as a 'serving' hmmm?
Idk. If you don't enjoy what you're eating and drinking then there's not much point in any of it, right?
-d

Petit fleur said...

Magically delicious!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
A bottle is a serving in my world, buddy.

Love you,

SB

Heather said...

hahah I love distilled